comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

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e-brat:

daizylemonade:

derpinmyderp:

luxilux:

In 1965, Mattel came out with ‘Slumber Party Barbie’. Along with the Barbie doll, the package also came with pink fuzzy bathroom slippers, a scale that read 110 pounds, and a book entitled: “How to Lose Weight” whose contents read, in entirety, “Don’t Eat”.

that’s creepy as hell

so creepy

we’ve been fed these fucked standards for too fucking long i swear to god

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

littleivor:

Ever have those mornings where you can’t dress yourself?
Don’t worry Jack you’ll get there

littleivor:

Ever have those mornings where you can’t dress yourself?

Don’t worry Jack you’ll get there

black-gate:

cait-space:

wholockednatural-13:

xflowerofcarnagex:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

THIS IS SO CRAZY 

HOLY FUCK

Whaaaaat

Flashpoint!

woclasscarrier asked
sometimes you get all sorts of funny creatures from the sea, and then there's the sculptured slipper lobster

iguanamouth:

when i firs t read this i thought you were literally just throwing unrelated words together but. no. no. its a real thing. lets say “slipper lobster” thirty times real quick just for fun

 there it is

 theyre ALSO called sculpted mitten lobsters and they apparently just. hang out on the ocean floor and sleep all day, emerging at night to eat clams and crabs and probably human toes from divers who forget what theyre doing and try to wear it

and theres more of them ! theres a whole damn family of shoe based crustaceans, none of which are actually true lobsters. some of them can get Really Colorful, like this regal slipper lobster

the largest of em is the aesop slipper lobster, which can get up to 20 inches in length. thats almost two feet. two feet of slipper lobster. jesus christ

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john-robbie:

vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

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